Kenya, Maasai Mara, Nairobi

Angry Elephants and Wounded Lions

My final Naboisho Conservancy safari had us stalking injured lions for a while.  The male lion had a limp and one of the lionesses had a nasty looking open wound on her inner leg. There must have been some fighting with the elephants overnight, we were told.  The elephants had been quite noisy near our camp all night and they woke me up with their trumpeting repeatedly. 

Perhaps the elephants were still a bit spooked or stressed out from the night’s encounters because they seemed quite hostile towards us in our safari vehicle. One wrapped his trunk around one of his tusks (a sign of flaunting his tusk at us, one of our guides said). Another projected his ears straight out, a sign of hostility. We also saw plenty of zebras and the usual herbivores, but still no leopards!

Sometime shortly after the morning game drive, I began to feel quite sick all of the sudden. Was it my malaria pill? No, it must have been a bout with gastro, because I got very sick on way back to airport. My car sickness was probably due to a number of things, but being called half way to the airport to let us know my flight had arrived 45 minutes early prompted my driver guide to start racing down the very poor four wheel drive tracks – which was about as much as my stomach could take.

As the sole passenger on my first flight, we flew straight into the Maasai Mara National Reserve and parked the plane. All of us on board (me and the crew) had to disembark and wait for an equal sized connecting flight from there back to Nairobi where we were treated with yet more horrendous Nairobi traffic chaos on our return. Some entrepreneurs had created roadblocks on freeway entrance ramps so they could demand bribes from drivers to get out of the traffic. Fortunately, they didn’t interfere with us.

Kenya, Nairobi

Culture Time

I decided it was time for a bit of culture. Off to the Nairobi National Museum I went – with a special tacked on visit to the neighboring Snake Museum.

The Nairobi National Museum was a bit outdated, but home to some interesting exhibitions including birds, mammals, humans, history, and art work. The snake museum, on the other hand, was very run down and depressing – but I did see a snake swallow a live frog in big pit full of snakes. I also was amused to find a cobra repeatedly flinch and try to strike me behind glass. Must have not been there very long.

In the evening we headed out for a regular Wednesday night tradition: and run through Nairobi’s Karura Forest. Truth be told, I personally opted for a walk. Karura Forest is a well known expat hangout found right in the heart of Nairobi that makes you feel as though you are far away from the city. It is full of thick woodland, a waterfall in the middle, and lots of hiking, running, and mountain bike trails. It costs money to get in, but it is one sizable oasis Nairobi residents can use to make themselves feel as though they are very far from the city.

Karura Forest Walk

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Nairobi National Park

Visited the Giraffe Orphanage, where you could greet giraffes at their eye level (thanks to a platform) and hand feed them pellets. I can report that they have very long slimy tongues. Warthogs would follow giraffes because of their reliance on other wildlife. It was odd to see them somehow avoid getting stepped on by their giant neighbors and kneel (as they do) when eating.

Afterwards, I had a nice lunch at the Matbronze Wildlife Art Gallery and Foundry (and café) nearby to eat a late breakfast and admire their bronze exhibition.

My driver gave me the full game drive in Nairobi National Park in the afternoon. After hunting for a while without much success, we eventually found where all the animals were hiding. Tall grass? No, there are lions in there – so we found the full range where there was shorter grass near the southeastern part of the park – including hippos, ostriches, impalas, zebras, giraffes, jackals, monkeys, and a fair few black rhinos.

There was one walk we had to do to get to a remote hippo pool yesterday (no hippos there, unfortunately). In order for us to do the walk we had to be personally escorted by a park police officer with a machine gun – just in case any lions or leopards lunged out at us (I guess). At one point I pointed out a monkey near the river and I thought I heard him get startled enough to put his hand on the trigger.

It is amazing to think in this day and age people in this part of the world are still living side by side with such predators! This park was fenced, but there are still quite a few animals that manage to get out. We saw some hyenas nearby after we drove out of the park.

Kenya, Nairobi

Out of Africa

After returning to Nairobi, I spent a few days doing the usually touristy stuff. Went to the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust elephant orphanage to see lots of baby orphaned elephants get their morning milk out of bottles. The orphanage is part of the Nairobi National Park. The younger, the cuter the elephants.

After the elephant orphanage, I west to have lunch at the posh Karen Blixen Coffee House before heading on to see the Karen Blixen Museum. Karen Blixen is the woman the movie Out of Africa was about. The museum contains many old relics from when she lived there between 1917 and 1931. The exterior of the home was used in the film.

Today the surrounding neighborhood is named Karen in her honor. Full of very extravagantly wealthy homes as well.

If became time for some cash. After my experiences in South Africa, I was a bit wary about using ATMs in Nairobi. Things are a bit different in Kenya, however. Most ATMs are well guarded or housed in shopping malls. Due to the Westgate Shopping Mall attack, all vehicles are now stopped at the perimeter of shopping mall parking lots and are searched before being allowed to enter. Once shoppers get to the entrances, they must be personally searched by guards for any weapons before they can enter. With all that security around, I don’t think anyone is too keen on trying to scam people out of their ATM cards.

Kenya, Nairobi

Nairobi Intro

After roughly 17 hours of flying, I was picked up at the Nairobi airport by a friend and her driver. After dodging a group of cattle on the road (am I in India?), we started to head into Nairobi. Traffic was said to be lighter than usual due to the Christmas holiday period, but it sure looked pretty crazy to me.

Eventually after a few encounters with gridlock in the center of town, we made it to the gates of a very secure compound. The compound was protected by double gates, razor wire and electric fences, multiple patrolling guards, and guard dogs patrolling the perimeter at night. Once inside, it was easy to forget you were in the heart of Nairobi. The condominiums surrounded beautiful lush gardens with a swimming pool and other posh amenities.

Nairobi, also known as Nairobbery by some, has had some bad episodes of crime and terrorism in recent years, so many precautions have been put in place. My hosts were allocated a driver and secure car through their employer, whose location was continually tracked by GPS and equipped with tinted windows and a panic button. If out after 10pm, their car was automatically greeted by a well marked escort security vehicle that tailgated them home to deter car-jackers and kidnappers and to make sure they got into their home safety.

Certain neighborhoods around Nairobi, like Eastleigh, were complete no-go zones due to their high rates of crime and terrorist activities. Some of the largest slums in Africa can be found in Nairobi and they are quite notorious. The streets were filled with cameras posted high above that photographed every car’s movements around town day and night (creating a distracting strobe effect when they flashed).