Australia, New South Wales, Victoria

My Disaster Day

Well, after three great straight days I knew that at some point I would be back to encountering average days – but I was expecting to hit my worst day of the trip so far. Charged up from my previous day of mountain biking, my plan was to tackle another interesting sounding ride over a few hours in the morning and then get on the road to visit Wilsons Promontory by the end of the day. My park pass was scheduled to expire at noon, so I had an early pancake breakfast (which worked well the previous day) and got out to Perisher Valley to try out one of the mountain bike tracks they had listed in detail in a brochure. The trail wasn’t marked, but the turn-by-turn directions were written out in the brochure with a map.

Well, I headed off to pursue the route expecting to be back within a few hours. To make a long story short, I lost the trail about 2/3rds of the way into it and tried to follow some other hiking trails and other hints of civilization to get back. The terrain was extremely hilly and I wasn’t keen to back-track, which in hindsight would have been the best idea. Instead, I followed a hiking trail that brought me into a valley with a horse and a house. I thought both the horse and the house would have to be connected to a road or driveway that would get me back out to the main road I started on. Unfortunately, the trail dead-ended at the house which was really just an emergency shelter for lost cross country skiers in winter. The horse just seemed to be out there on its own, possibly wild – it was really out in the middle of nowhere. Other roads or trails I spotted couldn’t be found or were simply not really what I thought they were when I got to them.

I took stock of the situation by the time I reached the end of the hiking trail at the emergency shelter and knew that I had full phone coverage if I needed it, access to very clean river water that was probably suitable for drinking, my topographic GPS to guide me, and a stack of muesli bars to keep me fueled up. The route I was taking kept getting harder and harder but I never wanted to go back through the hard part I just came out of. The only ways back to the main road seemed to be by crossing over a sizable mountain or by navigation along a stream that led to the road.

The stream route required about 6kms of prickly bush wacking with many hidden holes lurking underneath to get my feet caught in. Meadows were far easier to travel through but were few and far between. I kept pursuing the route because I kept thinking I was seeing a hiking path or a road 100m away, but they were always false leads. Throughout the ordeal I had to carry my bike because the terrain was too rough to push it. I was also under constant attack by very aggressive March flies (horse flies) and was getting my legs cut open by the prickly bushes.

I always knew that I could have called for an emergency pickup, but I wasn’t prepared to give up until I really couldn’t hack it anymore. Such a call could have costed me a bundle and they may not have wanted to rescue my bike. It was extremely agonizing and ended up taking me a full 5 hours to finally get back to my car. I had hoped the road would be all downhill when I finally got there because it was closer to the biggest mountains, but instead it was mostly uphill. To add insult to injury, when I got back to my car I found a ticket on my windshield for being in the park after my pass had expired. I tried to argue it with the office, but they acted like I would have to fight it in court if I wasn’t happy about it.

Aftermath of trekking through 6kms of scratchy bush and hungry march flies
Aftermath of trekking through 6kms of scratchy bush and hungry march flies

The best part of the ordeal, if there was one, was taking refuge underwater in a few great swimming holes along the was. Because the march flies would attack the most when I stopped, I had to constantly keep moving – which became very exhausting. The only place I could get away from them and get a relaxing break was by swimming in these crystal clear beautiful swimming holes.

Fed up with the experience afterwards, I had a replenishment burger in town and decided to see how far I could make it to Wilsons Promontory before nightfall. The road I took south was very beautiful as it dropped down into the lower valley part of the park and then up into Alpine National Park when I crossed the state line into Victoria – but was far more remote than I was expecting. There were few service stations along the way, and those that I came across were closed, so I very nearly ran out of fuel towards the end. There were also no campgrounds available without prior reservations once I left the parks.

Suddenly, after driving 100’s of kms, I finally came into a town with just a liter or two of fuel left and lots of open service stations and restaurants to save me. In the end I was forced to sleep in my car at a restop, however, because all the caravan parks had closed for the night. Sleeping inside my car actually turned out pretty well and much like I had thought it would before my trip when I was planning for it back in Perth. There were lots of others doing the same because it was listed in a campsite book everyone recommends. In order to pull it off I just had to reorganize things a bit in the back by stacking my tubs of gear on one side of the car so I had room to lie down next to them. I did manage to get a good night’s sleep in, which wasn’t too hard considering all the dramas I encountered earlier in the day.

Australia, New South Wales

Good thing I had that stack of pancakes this morning

Mount Kosciuszko National Park
Mount Kosciuszko National Park

Continuing on from Canberra, I started driving southwest towards Australia’s highest mountain range and the famous Snowy River region. After a sweet little dirt road shortcut that led me through another fun river crossing, I found myself on a busy road connecting Canberra with Australia’s most famous alpine region. It was quite busy, but most of the traffic seemed to be going the other way. I was dying for a cup of coffee (still being subject to fire bans overnight) and noticed a popular looking family run pancake restaurant along the way. I decided to add a few hotcakes with maple syrup, ice cream, and cream – to my coffee order. Hotcakes were described as being bigger and heavier that pancakes (which they also sold). I should probably note that everyone who worked in this restaurant looked rather large – so this was not a meal to recommend having often.

Mount Kosciuszko National Park
Mount Kosciuszko National Park

I had my fill of cakes and coffee and proceeded down the highway until I reached Jindabyne, which is the gateway to the Snowy Mountains. They had a big information center there where you could talk with rangers and get answers to questions – which I always prefer to looking things up. My questions were “where can I camp?”, “where can I mountain bike?”, and “where can I hike?” The answer to all three questions was “lots of places!” And much information was given to me to show me where to go. It was mentioned that numerous hiking trails could also be mountain biked – but when the summit trail to Australia’s highest peak was mentioned as a cycling opportunity, I knew I had to try it.

Summit of Mount Kosciuszko
Summit of Mount Kosciuszko

Truth be told, Australia is a relatively flat place. Even the highest peak, Mt Kosciuszko, is only a little higher than Mexico City at 7310ft (2228m) – but STILL! It had to be done! The actual trail is about 9kms each way and follows an old gravel road up to the summit, but I was told you are not permitted to ride your bike for the last mile (1.6 kms) of it. Having now cycled the trail I can tell you that it is definitely thigh-master stuff for the 9kms up, with only one dip for recuperation on the way there. You climb out of low forested areas and up into alpine views with no trees and very low scrub with snow still clinging to the south side of some peaks in the area. The trail also crosses the Snowy River in its infancy.

Mount Kosciuszko Panorama View on Descent
Mount Kosciuszko Panorama View on Descent (click to enlarge)

I was able to peddle the entire bike-able portion without the need for a break, which felt great. I do think the pancakes must have helped! I locked up my bike where they wanted me to and walked the last mile in my cycling shoes. It was really beautiful at the top (especially looking south, where the trail spirals up from) and I really wanted to hang out there for a while. I took lots of iPhone pictures, including several panoramas, before I decided it was finally time for the descent. After I walked the mile back to my bike, I hopped back on it for a ride I will always remember! Mostly all downhill with plenty of berms to jump over – put there by the park service to channel snowmelt off the trail in spring. Lots of fun and a great feeling of accomplishment.

Mount Kosciuszko Bike Stop
Mount Kosciuszko Bike Stop

Fired up from that experience, I headed into the ski resort town of Thredbo to see about other mountain bike trails you can get to by ski-lift. I figured I earned my climbing credentials and deserved it. Only problem was that Thredbo was packed for a weekend blues festival and nothing was open, so I decided to skip it and find a campsite for the night that I could use as a springboard for some other mountain bike trails in the morning. I found a great little campsite along a river tucked away in a busy camping area for the night.

Mount Kosciuszko National Park
Mount Kosciuszko National Park
Australia, New South Wales

Later and later sunsets

My GPS’s carry sunrise and sunset tables. For weeks and weeks, while up north, I found the sunset time would barely chnage from day to day and place to place. Now that I have crossed back south of the Queensland / New South Wales border, the sunset time seems to increase significantly with every days drive further south. I was getting used to early evenings (7pm) for a while, but now that I’m back on daylight savings time and getting further away from the equator, it is staying light until 9pm!

Australia, New South Wales

The Smokey Blues

Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park

Made a beeline for the famous Blue Mountains National Park just west of Sydney. After a cruisey drive down from Myrall lakes and into metropolitan Sydney, I encountered my first toll roads in Australia. Oddly enough they didn’t have cash lanes, so I opted to set my GPS to avoid them. Sydney is a great city, but like most – better seen without a car or gear in the back to worry about. I headed up into the mountains to see what I’ve often head people talk about and what I regularly see out of my plane window when flying to Perth from Sydney.

Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park

There had been fired in the area and there was still a bit of lingering smoke, but the Blue Mountains lived up to their reputation. There are a number of lookout points you can drive to at the top, but there are also a variety of trails that drop down to different levels of the cliffs, passing by rivers and waterfalls along the way. I took one trail recommended to me by the park staff that dropped you half way down the side of the cliff and along a ridge past waterfalls and amazing overlooks until you get to a very steep staircase up the other side. The National Pass trail it was called. A really amazing hike!

Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park

Afterwards I headed back down the other side of the mountains to find a campsite that was also recommended to me by the Blue Mountains staff. They gave me a map and showed me the best scenic route, so I logged a few of the towns into my GPS to route me and give me an ETA. Seeing as it was only about an hour and 15 minutes, and the temperature back down in the valley was hovering around 100F (again), I decided to goof off a bit in the first historic town I came to – even grabbing dinner from a local cafe. When I hopped back into my car to drive what was supposed to be the last 15 minutes I ended up in a suburban neighborhood with NO national parks or campsites in sight! Major GPS failure. Or maybe the map was wrong. I haven’t determined which yet, but I was finally able to punch in some GPS coordinated from a book I have on campsites for a campsite that appearing to be roughly in the same location as what was recommended to me. Only problem was that it was a good hour of driving down the road and the sun was setting fast.

Blue Mountains National Park
Blue Mountains National Park

It was a beautiful drive and the kangaroos were starting to come out (major road hazard), but after an hour of driving I came across one of the places the park staff had recommended – just as the sun was setting. It was down a long switchback road a few kms off the main road I came in on at a caving park. I arrived at the bottom to find no one around except one camper. Good enough for me, I pitched my tent and headed to bed soon afterwards.

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What an amazing little find this turned out to be. As the light was getting low I saw my first mainland wombat scurry across the field next to me. There was lots of activity overnight with all kinds of big strange sounds (the hopping kangaroos being the easiest to figure out). Nothing to worry about in Australia as the mammals are rarely a problem for humans here. The stars were also amazing to see with no fly on my tent. In the morning I heard my first lyrebird. The first time I head about lyrebirds I though I was hearing an April Fools joke, but they really exist and can mimic any sound they hear. This one kept imitating the sound of a machine gun, so perhaps it had been hanging out at a local military training ground. I checked with the ranger in the morning and he confirmed that is what it was! It happens to be on the logo/badges of the New South Wales National Park Service.

Abercrombie Caves Kangaroos
Abercrombie Caves Kangaroos
Australia, New South Wales

Foolproof Speedtraps

Interestingly, there were a numerous sections of highways in New South Wales where average speeds were calculated by cameras. Sounds like the foolproof system for catching speeders. They have video cameras mounted over the highway lanes that read you licenses plates. They note when you’ve passed through and calculate the time it takes you to get through the next series of video cameras 10kms (or so) down the road. If it finds you speeding they just mail you your speeding ticket. Unlike point based speed traps, you can’t slow down too fool the radars because your speed is calculated by the average you travelled over the 10kms. Very smart and effective, I think.

Australia, New South Wales

Assateague Island with Dingoes instead of Wild Horses

Now that I’ve passed the eastern-most point in Australia (Byron Bay), every day’s drive will get me somewhat closer to Perth. I knew I had a long tedious drive to do today, so I kicked off by riding my bike down to the beach for a swim with the local surfers. It was very nice and I could have stayed there much longer that I did. Instead I shot off to the local town for breakfast (something I was originally planning to do in Byron Bay) and then hit the tedious turnpike.

Actually, it was a turnpike (toll road) and wasn’t as bad as I was expecting. It was quite busy, but limited to 2 lanes (1 in either direction) for most of it with passing lanes opening up from time to time. It reminded me somewhat of the old coast road up from Bunbury to Perth before they opened up the freeway. There was a fair bit of construction underway because they are trying to expend the entire stretch to 4 lanes. Some sections were done and seemed very light on traffic with 4 lanes.

Myall Lakes
Myall Lakes

I finally arrived at my destination after catching another small ferry and found a campsite at Myrall Lakes just over some sand dunes from a gorgeous eternally-long looking beach. I pitched my tent and went for a swim – just to bookend my day with two beautiful swims. The beach somehow reminded me to Assateague Island, but with possible dingoes instead of wild horses. Found some mysterious paw prints in the sand the following morning.

Dingo Tracks
Dingo Tracks
Australia, New South Wales, Queensland

Byron Breathalyzation

Feeling all revved up by my Lamington National Park stay, I hopped in my car and pursued what was supposed to be a two hour drive down to Byron Bay for a night there. Byron Bay is a funky little alternative town everyone raves about, but when I finally got there I could only find an eternally long traffic jam to get in, no accommodation available at any campsites for miles around, and a cop waiting to breathalyze me on the way back out. Not such a good experience. I did manage to find a caravan park several towns down the cost which was wildly expensive, but only at the last minute.

Natural Bridge at Springbrook National Park
Natural Bridge at Springbrook National Park

Earlier in the day, on the way to Byron Bay, I did enjoy driving through some very spectacular mountain passes and a visit to a national park with a waterfall flowing over and under a natural bridge.

Australia, New South Wales

Back ‘o Bourke

There is an expression in Australia (originating in Sydney, I guess) for any extremely remote location: Back ‘o Bourke. Bourke, NSW is a small town near the northern border with Queensland. I found it to be a bit creepy and somewhat reminiscent of Derby, WA. It seemed to be a bit of a ghost town – and even had tumble weed-like things rolling around and blowing all over town. The town seemed very quiet and unassuming by day but it had hints of much social unrest at night. There were numerous recently burned out homes, very high security around most shops, a bizarre iron-barred jailed-like car lot, and even barbed wire and electronic fencing around the caravan park I stayed in. I did manage to get out and visit their boat ramp for a very nice cooling swim with locals on the Darling River.

Australia, New South Wales

Double-G Hell

After my sleepless night in White Cliffs, I really wasn’t in the mood to drive too far the following day. I was keeping an eye out for a free campsite at one of the nicer roadside stops along the highway eastward when I just happened to pop into a roadhouse for a coffee. Anyone advertising “Real Coffee” in the outback must actually know how to make it properly! I popped in and noticed they were offering cheap camping around back with nice shady places, hot showers, real coffee, and a staff of European backpackers. It couldn’t be all that bad!

I got a little restless in afternoon and decided to ask them whether there were any 4wd tracks in the area I could mountain bike for a little while. They looked at me like I was a bit nuts and it turned out I was. I noticed a national park nearby boarding the owners farm property and got permission to ride through to try and get into the park. Unfortunately, after only about 10-15 minutes of bike riding I found myself with both tires flat due to double-G’s Double-G’s are double thorns that will tear through any mountain bike tire. I very rarely get flats, but I had to spend the rest of the afternoon scrutinizing my tires to find all the tiny thorns and pick them out so they would not re-flat my new tubes. the experience made me very wary of riding off trails for a while!

Australia, New South Wales, Queensland, South Australia, Victoria

Quarantine Madness

Another interesting thing to note about the driving around these parts is all the different agricultural regions and their strict quarantine requirements. It can be very tricky to stock up on fruit and veggies because every few hundred kilometers you find you have to throw out what you’ve bought. Now that I’m thoroughly ensconced in New South Wales I should be safe for the next few days before I get to Queensland – where I’m sure I will have to go through the same process again.

Murray River Meandering through agricultural regions in South Australia.
Murray River Meandering through agricultural regions in South Australia.

Much of the agriculture relies on the Murray River for irrigation. This area is where Australia seems to get most of their produce, although Western Australia seems to try growing most of its own. Prices for produce do seem a lot lower around here, anyway.

Farmland in need of water next to the Murray River.
Farmland in need of water next to the Murray River.