Argentina, Buenos Aires

Goodbye to The Land of Triple and Quadruple Burgers

Back in Buenos Aires for less than 24 hours – 24 hours that were supposed to be three full days – there wasn’t a whole lot to do before needing to get back out to the international airport. Fortunately, I was in a different hotel in a different neighborhood that afforded me the opportunity to explore a few things that were a bit on the remote side at the beginning of my Argentinian stay. Furthermore, it was a relief to be in considerably warmer temperatures that didn’t require constant penguin-style walking.

One of the places I headed to first was the Eva Peron museum. It was recommended to me when I first came to Argentina but was closed on the only day I had time to visit it. The museum was in a beautifully restored old building just a few blocks from my hotel. It seemed to be a well designed presentation, but perhaps it have a bit too much emphasis on her dress ensembles. It struck me of what, perhaps, a Lady Di or Grace Kelly museum might look like. Throughout the museum were mannequins displaying her fabulous dress sense. I personally was more interested in hearing about her story, but it seemed as though the majority of visitors (only women while I was there) were enthralled to see what she wore.

One problem I ran into on this final day was my rapidly depleting stack of Argentine Pesos. They don’t go very far and I wasn’t really keen to make another ATM withdrawal resulting in another $6-7 charge for the overseas privilege – just when I knew I would have to do the same thing as soon as I touched down in South Africa. I tried using credit cards as much as I could, but not everyone would take them.

As a result of being a bit tight on cash, I declined the offer of using an English audio supplement for the tour. I think it would have helped fill in quite a few gaps in the museum narrative. There were small English translations here and there, but I think the audio tour would have been useful in hindsight.

The cafe at the museum was also recommended to me as a great place to get lunch. It was a beautiful location, half inside and half outside in a shady area behind the museum. With the warm sunny weather, I opted for an outdoor table and took to perusing the menu to find something worth eating for lunch.

Among the entries was an “Eva Peron Special” that caught my eye. What would Eva be eating in order to maintain her girly figure and fit in all those elegant dresses, I thought. A nice healthy salad? No! It was actually breaded steak and potatoes. So I ordered it. Sure it came with a salad and even desert, but I thought it was kind of funny – but not that unusual for a citizen in a country famous for its steak houses and triple and quadruple decker burgers!

After finishing my lunch, I checked my excellent little Buenos Aires iPhone app to see what else I could explore in the neighborhood. I only had a few hours left, but I did notice the zoo was only a few blocks away. It was a beautiful day so I thought it might be nice to go somewhere nice where I could walk around outside for a while.

Well, to be honest, this was one of the most depressing zoos I’ve ever been to! More than anything else it just appeared to be run down and neglected throughout. The animals looked healthy enough for the most part, but the grounds they were in were full of broken facilities, missing grass and too much dirt, and filthy water. You couldn’t even see through the water the seals were swimming it. It certainly appeared to have been a grand zoo in its heyday, but that was obviously a long time ago!

Argentina, Patagonia

Trapped at the bottom of the world!

After my three great days in Patagonia, it was time to return to Buenos Aires. I had just a few full days there before I was scheduled to fly on to my next international destination. Perhaps I will catch a ferry to Uruguay for the day as some people had recommended to me.

Patagonia was absolutely great, but the cold winter weather was beginning to catch up to me. I broke out my spring clothes again and took a ride back out to the airport to catch my flight back to warmer Buenos Aires. When I arrived at the El Calafate’s small modern airport, I proceeded to pony up to the check-in desk to drop off my luggage. They told me that the airport was officially closed due to weather problems, which appeared to be fog, but an announcement would be made in about an hour about when the airport would reopen and when my flight would be taking off.

Now I had been warned about Argentina’s reputation for flight delays by numerous people. I was told when planning out my itinerary for the country that it was essential that I plan arriving back in Buenos Aires the day before I was scheduled to fly out, just in case of any delays there might be in returning. I had three nights and two full days scheduled back in Buenos Aires, so I was in pretty good shape if there were any delays.

Or so I thought! As we waited for the airport to reopen, I couldn’t help but notice that it was actually getting foggier outside. Soon enough, after the not-so-mysterious sudden appearance of armed guards around the airport, the announcement came at the little El Calafate airport that ALL flights that day had been cancelled!

First the announcement in Spanish, of course, and then the announcement in English. Almost immediately after the Spanish announcement there was a run for the check-in desks by the travellers in the airport to try and reschedule their flights. There were very few airline staff behind the desks and, as it became apparent, not many concrete alternatives for getting back to Buenos Aires. The line became very long and very slow by the time I got into it.

Unbeknownst to me, this announcement was actually hot on the heals of a day of cancellations due to the snowstorm the day before. Many of the people scheduled to be on my flight had actually been booted off cancelled flights from the day before – so this was two days in a row for them. This second day in a row of cancellations obviously put them in a serious panic. Although most of the conversations taking place around me were in Spanish, some of the English conversations revealed stories of people missing connecting international flights as a result of two days of delays. Many of them had no travel insurance and had no idea how they were going to get out of Buenos Aires and back to their home countries.

Now granted, there are only about four flights a day out of this airport – but I think that is what turned a small problem into a major fiasco. With so few flights and all the arrival and departure cancellations, there were never any planes available on the ground able to take off when conditions actually improved. El Calafate is really quite a remote place. Big maps on the walls of the airport actually place it closer to Sydney Australia than New York City! And the flight to and from Buenos Aires is 3.5 hours, which probably equals the distance between New York City and Salt Lake City, Utah. Flying is really the only option as the bus ride takes about 4-5 days.

There were a few options floating around. One was to get scheduled on a flight the following day, the other was to catch a 4-5 hour bus ride to an airport at Rio Gallegos on the coast of Argentina and fly out of there. The airline was not offering any compensation due to the cancellations because they were due to circumstances beyond their control. The bus ride, and extra hotel costs, would have to be purchased on your own funds – but they would cover your flight from other cites back to Buenos Aires.

After finally getting my way through the line and up for a chat with an airline staff member, I was advised to spend another night in El Calafate and visit the airline’s office in town first thing the next morning to find out what was likely to happen with the weather that day and get booked on a flight that evening. And if it sounded like that next day’s flight was not going to happen, catch the bus to Rio Gallegos and fly out of there. Both cities were scheduled to have 7pm flights.

So back to my hostel I went. Fortunately, I am tripled up on travel insurance for this trip, so I just had to make sure I kept everything documented and kept receipts for all related purchases. First thing the following morning, I trudged through the town in the slippery ice and snow to find the airline office. Sure enough, a line had already formed outside before they even opened.

By the time I got inside and had my chance to talk with a staff member, I was told that it was likely that day’s flights would be cancelled as well. They would book me on that evening’s flight and, as a precaution, would also book me on a flight the following morning. The idea of catching the bus to Rio Gallegos was discouraged because they said it was likely all their flights would also be cancelled.

Sure enough, within a few hours the fog rolled back in and all flights were again cancelled for the day. What a nightmare! Three days in a row of cancelled flights and no realistic alternatives for getting back to Buenos Aires. Keep in mind that every time another flight was cancelled there was another planeload of displaced passengers trying to get on that next flight out as well. It was a very frustrating situation because in the morning the visibility was great, but as the day wore on the slightly warming weather would create fog out of the snowfall. Because of the distance from Buenos Aires, they didn’t seem to want to take the gamble of flying a plane down if they thought it wouldn’t be able to land – but that left the airport continually devoid of planes at times when visibility was good. Also keep in mind that the mornings are dark until about 9:30am this time of the year, so it can be hard to tell what the weather is like outside early in the morning.

Once the third day of cancellations became official, I was advised to get back down to the airline office for the second time that day to ensure I really did have a seat for a flight the next day, and preferably a boarding pass. As usual, the atmosphere was chaotic, but this time they had armed guards keeping an eye on the crowd. Some people were visually quite upset, but by and large I’ve found most Argentinians to be very polite and respectful of each other on this visit. Much more so than many countries I have visited.

So… Back in the hostel for another night, I’m down to my last chance to get back to Buenos Aires before I need to fly out of the country. My last day before leaving the country and I’m thousands of miles away from where I need to be. But I was actually somewhat optimistic about that next day’s flight because it was the first flight actually scheduled for the morning – and that’s when the visibility had been clear over the previous couple of days.

I woke up the following morning and reached for my iPad to check the flight board app I use to pull up flight boards for various airports around the world. I had checked it for the Rio Gallegos airport the night before, just to see if that bus option would have worked out. Sure enough, it would have – and I would have been safely back in Buenos Aires. And this morning for El Calafate ? Oh no! The morning flight I was scheduled for has been delayed two hours already and hasn’t even left Buenos Aires yet. Here we go again! The later that flight gets down here, I thought, the more likely it will be cancelled because the same fog problem will intensify.

I look out the windows when the first rays of light start to illuminate the place and all I see are more murky conditions and more likely fog. My airport shuttle shows up (nice enough to offer me a free ride) and drives me back out to the airport as if there is nothing to worry about.

I proceed check in, just waiting for them to tell me the airport is closed or the flight will be cancelled.
But it never happens. The airport staff just act like everything is going ahead as scheduled (other than the two hour delay) and I just play along like everything is fine. Will they actually sell me the departure tax? They wouldn’t last time I was there because they had a hunch the flights would be cancelled. Will they let me through security? They wouldn’t last time either.

But today, everything appears to be running as normal. And just as I’m slurping down a coffee in the cafe, I suddenly catch a glint of real sunlight filtering down through the clouds and hitting the ground. And as the minutes ticked by, it actually started becoming brighter and then somewhat sunny! It definitely started to look like this was the day that everything was going to work out.

A few hours later an announcement is made in Spanish and a large bust of applause could be heard throughout the airport. The first plane in four full days has just landed and will be ready to fly passengers out shortly. I can actually hear airport staff give a sigh of relief at the sight of that first plane. Our plane! Soon another couple of small planes land. The airport is finally back in business!

Of course, the flight back to Buenos Aires is packed – although not with anyone I recognise from my original flight. I’m not sure what happened to all those people. Perhaps they all caught the bus to Rio Gallegos and flew out the night before? At least the airline gave us a much more comfortable new plane for the trip home. The plane I flew down on was obviously bought from some German airline because it was full of German and English warnings, with Spanish translations taped on. At least this plane appeared to have been purchased new. There was even a few inches of spare leg room this time. Unfortunately, they handed out the same crappy candy meal.

By the time we descended into Buenos Aires you could see huge puddles everywhere. It had obviously been raining quite a bit up north and that may have contributed to some of the cancellations. Nevertheless, what a relief it is to finally be back in Buenos Aires!

Argentina, Patagonia

Winter Wonderland in El Chalten

My last day in Patagonia and I had one last excursion to make. This one sounded a little dodgy to me: just hike to the bus station and catch a 3 hour bus ride to the little town of El Chalten, hike on some trails near El Chalten, and then catch the bus back to El Calafate again. To me it all sounded a bit vague, but I was game.

Now today’s forecast was truly meant to be pretty awful! Heavy, cold rain. What was I going to do? Well, the bus tickets were already paid for, so I might as well just go check the town out. Peering out my window and another early pitch black start of the day, I could see that it was snowing quite heavily. It was beautiful, but it probably meant that the trails would all be closed. I overheard some fellow hostellers mention that there were only a few trails open when they had gone up a few days earlier – and that was after only a few inches of snow.

I trudged out to find the bus station and find my bus for the three hour ride. The three hour trip became a four hour trip due to the very slippery, snowy driving conditions. Some parts of the road were still completely snow covered and others were only open in one lane. I hadn’t realized it while I half snoozed in the back of the bus, but they snow was actually getting deeper and deeper! Along the way we were treated to scores of llama cousins along the roadside, driven out of the mountain snows looking for food.

By the time the bus got to El Chalten it seemed clear to me there would be no hiking today. I hopped off and started walking out into the snow to find that it was seriously deep! At least the snow seemed to be stopping and that rain never materialised. I trudged around town looking for a coffee shop or some place to keep warm, as well as the national park office to see what their advice would be. I finally realized, remembering from what I had read before being bussed out there, that the national park office was actually supposed to be out around the entrance of the town and the bus was supposed to stop there on the way in. The bus didn’t bother stopping because the snow was too deep, so I decided to hike back out to chat with the rangers anyway.

Just as I headed up the driveway, around lunchtime, a pickup truck full of rangers pulled out and stopped to say ‘hi’. They said they would be back in an hour but that they had just cleared a trail that I could follow if I was interested. Of course, I thought I had to at least check this trail out.

The trail was hardly discernible from the rest of the snow, mainly due to the lack of visual contrast in the bright landscape, but it did appear to be there – stamped out with their snowshoes? I followed it to see where it would take me. No getting lost today! Every other direction just led into snow that was too high to walk through, so I just kept following the trail as it climbed up on hills, through a small pine forest, and then up onto a big cliff on a small mountain overlooking the town.

It was very deep. Maybe 3 feet?! But it was so exquisitely beautiful! A total winter wonderland, and I was so lucky to be the first hiker of the day (besides the rangers) and have the opportunity to see all the heavy snow blanketing the trees, bushes, and gorgeous landscape!

After a few hours up in the snow and going photographically ballistic (again), I returned to chat with the rangers about the park. The official measurement of snow came to 60cm (2 feet) they said. There were other hikes to do, as well as climbing and all sorts of other outdoor activities, but most everything was closed. There was the possibility of hiking 3kms out the north side of town along a road to see a big waterfall, but when I toyed with that idea I wasn’t too impressed with the slipperiness of the roads or the annoying traffic – and I needed to eat, anyway, so I hunted for a cafe. It was not easy to find one as the town was mostly shut due to the late tourist season and snowfall, but I did finally find a place to hang out for a few hours before my bus was due to return.

I did meet a local guy who had trekked out to the waterfall this morning who said it was beautiful and would have been worth it. Oh well!

But anyway, another amazing day! Three in a row!

Uh oh, the last time this happened to me, something really bad happened the following day. Hopefully my luck will hold out this time!

Argentina, Patagonia

Glacier Trekking

Another early morning alarm in the pitch black, and another tour. Where will it be today? Will the weather hold up? Well, it was not quite as sunny and clear as yesterday, but a much better than average day we were told.

Today there was essentially just one location to visit: The granddaddy glacier of them all (or at least, of those that were accessible in this area) – Perito Moreno Glacier. Unlike the other glaciers we had seen, this was one we were going to actually walk on.

I’ve long known that glacier walking is a dangerous activity, but I was not aware of all the risks. In addition to calving that could easily squish you, the terrain on top is full of secret ice cold streams just below the surface and thin ice covered ponds. One fall in either and I don’t think you would last too long!

We were first bussed to another ferry on another lake in another part of the national park – but this time we were the only bus and the overall group size was smaller. Once on the ferry we cruised across the lake along the side of Perito Moreno Glacier to get to a forested area with huts and shacks full of crampons and pickaxes.

Fortunately for us the tour group was further split into smaller groups, each led by at least two glacier experts who could read the dangers hidden below us while we trekked. Our group was predominantly English speakers, which worked well for me. We were taken to the crampon shacks for our crampon fittings, which was kind of novel – sitting down on a bench and having someone fit and lace up your crampons for you. Just like the old days in the shoe store! On the way there we were followed by a local domestic black cat named Lilo that was known to bathe in the ice cold lake waters in summer and snoop around on top of the glacier.

Once we were spiked up, we were led by our guides up on the glacier. We were given strict instructions to follow one guide and NOT follow the other. There were also very specific trails we were told to follow. Trails which must always change due to the constant moving of the glacial ice. We were told that during the warmer summer months the glacier moves a full meter every day and can block and dam the lake we boated over for long periods of time. The longer the blockage, the higher the water level gets. There were water lines high on the rocks from previous blockages that would eventually poke a channel back around the nose of the glacier and drain rapidly.

The first guide would take us around in single file and show us different aspects of the glacier. The second guide, the guy were were told NOT to follow, would run around looking for danger spots and ensuring everyone steered clear of them. He would pull out his pickaxe and tap into a spot just a foot or so off our trail that would punch through to an ice cold pool of water underneath. And although the glacier looked generally flat when viewed from the side, it was very hilly and difficult to walk around while on top. We only stuck near the edge on our trekking, but I was happy we weren’t actually going to cross the whole thing! It would have been quite dangerous with many steep up and down trekking jaunts and endless hazards to watch out for.

Our last stop on top of the glacier was to a mysterious table furnished with three big bottles of whiskey. This was for our congratulatory toast, one in which whiskey was poured over chunks of freshly chipped glacial ice. After the toast we were led off the ice, removed our crampons, had a short trek back through the pine forest to the cabin for our lunch break, and then back to the ferry to get back to our bus.

Before heading back to El Calafate, we were bussed up to an overlook across the lake from Perito Moreno Glacier to view it from above. That is, when there is a channel separating the glacier from the viewpoint! The view we had of the glacier from the ferry only showed us the small side. Once at the lookout, you could see that the glacier was absolutely massive and much larger on the other side. We were told the glacier was coming off the largest ice field outside of Antarctica and Greenland, nested in the Andes Mountains along the border between Argentina and Chile. One particular mountain that could be plainly seen from the lookout was right on the border between Chile and Argentina and usually obscured due to weather – so we had another great day for viewing, even though it wasn’t quite as blue and sunny as the day before.

Another amazing day!

Argentina, Patagonia

A Perfect Ice Cold Cruise

After a less than impressive 3.5 hour flight on Aerolineas Argentina from Buenos Aires (no leg room, candy for meals), I’ve found myself in the little southern Patagonian town of El Calafate for three days of tours around local glaciers, lakes, and mountains. It is a very southerly part of the world, below the 50th parallel, that seems to just be moving into winter right now. Being so far south, it is much colder than Buenos Aires and is also very dark this time of year. This place is really not all that far from parts of Antarctica (1000kms? I may be wrong) and the sun doesn’t rise until 9:30am and set around 6pm. Of course, during the summer the sun doesn’t set until as late as 10pm – which would probably make it quite nice.

So having my alarm going off at 6am so I can eat breakfast and be ready for my day’s tour pickup at 7:15 feels very early – like it’s 3 in the morning. There is a surprising snowfall of about 2-3 inches on the ground. The shuttle bus arrives about 45 minutes late but manages to speed us out to a ferry terminal on a lake about an hour and a half away. Still pitch black for most of the ride out there and a depressing forecast of heavy rain for the day, I was not really sure if this was the best time of year to be doing this. I was told the tourist season pretty much wraps up at the end of this month. But here I am so now is the only time I’ll have.

Well lo’ and behold, on the drive out the sky started to slowly glow bright red and orange and the ceiling above us began to reveal itself as perfectly clear and blue! That snowfall we received overnight was supposed to be the rainfall, I guess, dropping in a little earlier than scheduled. By the time we got to the boat it was obvious that it was going to be a perfect day! Cold, but visually perfect, anyway.

We were not the only bus to pull up to the ferry terminal. There were a good 10-15 other busloads of tourists all heading for the same ferry. By the time we all crammed on there the seats were full and we were all told to remain inside. I thought, oh no!, I want to be photographing from the deck! Fortunately, once the boat pulled out we were allowed free run of the vessel, so out on the deck I went.

It was absolutely freezing, but their were pockets you could squeeze into out of the wind that were a lot more comfortable. There was also great hot chocolate you could purchase from the galley. There were three main attractions on the lake that we headed for. All three were glaciers, but each was somewhat unique. The first glacier, feeding into the lake was absolutely huge and famous for creating countless icebergs. The color of the glaciers ranged from crystal clear (smaller ones) to deep blue (bigger ones). We couldn’t get very close to this first glacier due to the number of icebergs floating around and hiding the usual 9/10’s of their volumes, but the sight of so many in the blue musty waters was very beautiful.

All along the route the scenery was amazing, especially with the dusting of snow we had overnight. If I ever measured the beauty of a place by the number of pictures I took, this would certainly be the place! I took over 1000 on my big camera and others on my iPhone (which are easier to share only while I’m on the road).

The second glacier we visited was one we could get much closer to in the boat because there were not so many icebergs around. It was gorgeous with a distinct blue color descending from the mountains down to the lakefront. This particular glacier did us the favor of calving off an iceberg right in front of us with everyone’s cameras in overdrive. As the glaciers sit on the side of the lake, about 1/4 of each is viewable above the water line and 3/4 hidden below. Once they calve off an iceberg it sinks down to the usual 1/10th on top and 9/10th below. Because of this, a lot of displacement force is generated during a calving – causing huge waves to disperse from an episode that may have looked cool but a bit more subtle once the ice mostly disappeared below the water surface. Once the calving took place, our boat, which was tracking parallel to the front of the glaciers, had to take immediate action to turn into the big 5 meter swells that headed out our way. The boat rocked pretty well as we all surfed the incoming waves.

Our last glacier for the day was the biggest longest one we could get close to. On the whole, an absolutely amazing and lucky day with rare perfect visibility for this time of year!

Argentina

If today didn’t make me vegetarian, nothing will!

Today I got whisked out of town to a local Gaucho ranch for a tour and demonstration of Argentinian and Gaucho (local cowboy) culture. My fellow tourists were all native Spanish speakers and a bit older than me, but very nice and could speak English quite well. Nevertheless, I was immediately chastised by the tour guide for not being able to understand Spanish – but I think she was just trying to be funny. Of course, it meant she had to run through her whole spiel in both languages – just for me.

Two of the others were from Guatemala and the other two were from Bolivia. It’s one of those repeated experiences you have down here that make you feel like there is a parallel universe going one that has little or nothing to do with us from The West. They were all quite educated, knowledgable, and respective of each others cultures. One of the woman from Bolivia later told me that she spent quite a few years of her life living in Alabama and was a graduate of a big university there but decided the U.S. was a better place for young people and not a good place to retire.

For the first hour or so of our tour at the Gaucho ranch I was a little skeptical. It all did seem a bit too touristy at first. They put us on horses and had us ride a 1km circuit. Then they put us in the back of a wagon for a longer tour in a horse drawn buggy. The farm itself was pretty flat and not super attractive, but as the day wore on the tour became more interesting. We practiced making various kinds of empanadas in their kitchen (which we ate later in the day). We also had a fabulous Argentinian barbecue with fine local wines and freshly slaughtered pig, chicken, and beef while they entertained us with traditional folk music and dancing. In the afternoon we watched their best Gauchos perform a variety of horse skills and competitions. On the whole it all turned out to be quite good and interesting. And nobody beats an Argentinian barbecue! They’ve got the seasonings down just right.

However, on the subject of the freshly slaughtered pig. Or should I say hog (it was huge): As we were beginning our day on horseback and touring a small circuit of the ranch, we passed a number or Gauchos tying a huge hog’s legs to ropes while it was squealing bloody murder. And for good reason: it was about to be. Very matter-of-factly, our tour guide, who grew up on a ranch, mentioned that they were about to slaughter it to make sausages. I tried not to think about it too much (which is hard when hear them squealing like that, knowing what it happening), but sure enough, later in the day as were were heading to the dinner tables for lunch and passed the barbecue pit, you could see the same hog up on a table being gutted for our meal. Yum, yum! I figured if that didn’t turn me into a vegetarian, nothing will!

But I did pass on the “sweet blood” sausages when they came around the table. One of the Guatemalans thought I was nuts. The regular sausages and the rest of the barbecue was quite tasty.

Argentina

Too Much To See. Too Little Time.

Today was largely planning day for the rest of my time in Argentina. I found a nice little tour company that spoke perfect English and were in tune with my interests. I dropped by their apartment (?) this morning to discuss options. I decided I really wasn’t in the mood to hang out too long in one place (as I did in Santiago) so I have been prepared to splurge a little as one of the last hurrahs on this trip.

My, my! There are just too many options here and I have too little time, but in the end I decided to give the IguazĂș Falls on the Brazil border and a side trip to Salta in the northwest corner a miss for a shorter and cheaper trip to hike around the amazing glaciers in Patagonia! Should be good. The pictures look beautiful. Hopefully the weather will be. It wasn’t an easy choice, but I couldn’t do them all.

I leave in a few days (if all goes according to plan), but not before making a day trip to a Goucho ranch south of Buenos Aires tomorrow. It is supposed to include all kinds of cultural activities and a nice Argentinian Barbecue for lunch.

I also visited the MALBA museum this afternoon for a bit of a squiz. Ummm… Modern Art L-something Buenos Aires? Museum of Latin American Art Buenos Aires, I think the translation would be. Some nice stuff. Some odd and disturbing stuff. Modern art. What can I say? Nice venue, anyway.

The MALBA was recommended by my travel agent here. She first recommended the Eva Peron Museum, but it was closed today. We did drop by her gravesite yesterday on our bike tour and she’s still pulling in the numbers. I will have to try visiting the museum again after I return from iceland.

Argentina

Buenos Aires

After a last day of domestic chores in Santiago, I made my way to the airport bright and early to catch my Air Canada flight to the east coast. A bit odd to be flying Air Canada at the southern end of the Americas, and also a bit odd to fly from the Pacific coast to the Atlantic coast in just under two hours!

Nevertheless, I arrived in Buenos Aires on a beautifully sunny day and the city looked great. It is much greener and brighter than Santiago and has many beautiful tree lined streets along sometime cobblestone roads lined with beautiful old French colonial style buildings. I settled into my trendy neighborhood of Palermo for the weekend and plotted out my first few days here. It seems as though more people speak, or at least understand English here, which is a bit of a relief.

Unfortunately, the beautiful weather I flew in to only lasted that first day and it has been cold, dark, and wet ever since. I’m looking forward to the sun coming back out, but for now it is definitely feeling like winter around here. My first day was spent trying to find money and a few locations around town related to tours I was interested in signing up for.

Buenos Aires is a much bigger city than Santiago and it can be quite disorienting. I repeatedly found myself walking in the wrong direction and getting lost when trying to explore and hop between subway stations. Fortunately, I’ve managed to find a good little app for navigating Buenos Aires that should help me from now on.

Not everything around here is perfect, of course. There does seem to be an endless plague of ugly non-creative scrawly graffiti. On everything. And the subways are no exception. The subway itself is pretty depressing and not so far below the streets in dark, dirty, noisy, stuffy tunnels (you can hear truck running over the manhole covers). The temperature difference between being down below and being up on the chilly street is quite extreme!

Money is another strange matter. I learned today that there are actually two different exchange rates: one for suckers like me who are forced to use ATMs because they didn’t bring in a suitcase full of U.S. dollars, and another black market exchange rate for those willing to put U.S. dollars into the hands of locals (who are prohibited from trading in them). The black market rate is almost double the official rate, so you essentially get everything for half price here if you play your cards right. And let me tell you, this place ain’t cheap – but not ridiculously expensive either.

Today I managed to hop onto an all day bike tour of the city. It was fun, but I’m not sure I enjoyed it as much as I did in Santiago. Perhaps it was the chemistry of the group, which was comprised of all Americans, including a tour guide from Utah, two New Yorkers of Korean descent, and one totally obnoxious tyrant from Texas. He was very odd and had a knack for offending everyone around him. Originally from Los Angeles, he working in the oil industry in Texas and sounded like he made way too much money – flying down here on weekends and owning a home near my hotel that he rented out for US$1000 a week. He seemed mad at the world and was most keen to prove to the tour guide that he knew more about Argentina than he did. Not sure why else he would have bothered to come along to an introduction to the city tour that he has been visiting and living in on and off for years.

The tour took us into a number of historic neighborhoods, mostly along the eastern parts of the city next to the ocean. Among the more interesting stops was a huge memorial from the Bolivians made from melted down coins collected from school children and given as a gift decades ago that was partially salvaged for scrap metal during the Argentine financial collapse in the early noughties. It stands today with a massive gash in the side of it where a wing was harvested off of it. We also stopped by the Argentinean equivalent of The White House – that’s more or a red/pink color painted initially with bulls blood (or so we were told), and Eva Peron’s grave in a very expensive graveyard that charges descendants annual rent to stay there. Most disturbing, we also stopped by an archeological dig of a torture chamber that was used by Argentina’s dictators in the 1970’s that was only discovered when they destroyed a recreation center to put a highway in during more recent times.

On the whole it was enjoyable as long as you didn’t engage the crazy Texan too much. Sometimes I felt the conversation got a little too American oriented and not enough Argentinian oriented like it should have been, obviously.

Chile

Culture Clash

For years I have had no problem dropping into remote parts of the world without knowing a word of the local language, finding enough people I could communicate with, and either travelling by public means on my own or scheduling some tours with small, local, preferably environmentally friendly and active tour groups to see and do what I want to in the country. I do a lot of research before I go and make sure the countries I visit are interesting, safe, and reasonably priced and I’m able to visit them when the weather is good.

South America has proved to be a bit of a challenge, on the other hand. While many parts are safe, others are not. Far fewer people speak English that I was expecting, and local tours seem harder to find and less developed. I have managed to find some great groups to travel with in Ecuador (especially mountain biking) and Chile (hiking and cycling), but they are few and far between and don’t have excursions for as long as I would have liked.

So I found myself longing to check out the coastal Chilean city of Valparaiso, which was supposed to be quite beautiful, historical, and regarded as Chile’s cultural capital. With many colorful homes built up on hills over looking the ocean, the city seemed reminiscent of San Francisco or Wellington, New Zealand. Many of my English speaking guides recommended it, but they all warned about crime up in the photogenic hills. Between the language barrier I had with the locals and the safety concerns, I decided to skip trying to get there on my own and just signed up for a big bus tour from Santiago.

Valparaiso Harbor
Valparaiso Harbor

Sounds good, right? How horrific! I think this was the first time I ever found myself on a big tour bus type tour. It was a bit of the antitheses of my idea of travel. All looking and no interaction. The bus was full of mostly South American travellers (mainly Brazilian?) who seemed to be content with being confined to their seats all day.

The drive was two hours there and two hours back. We had only one guide between 20-30 people. While the hiking and biking tours I did that had 2-3 guides for 5-8 people, were active, and encouraged constant questions and dialog, the sole big bus guide would stand or sit in the front of the bus and recite her spiel in Spanish, Portuguese, and then English as we cruised around for the day. She did not seem receptive to questions from anyone and just seemed to get progressively more and more exacerbated as the day wore on.

The bus was big and modern but had terrible leg room – so it was not comfortable to sit in for long periods of time. After we arrived in Valparaiso, we just kept driving and our tour guide would point out things you could see out of the windows to photograph. We finally managed to get to an overlook where we were allowed to get out for 10 minutes, but then it was back on the bus again.

Then we finally got the chance to walk! Except, before we did, our tour guide seemed nervous about even suggesting we do so out of fear their might be a rebellion on board. Walk? We’re just here to sleep in our seats after partying all night (most on the bus were younger than me). The walk was brief and raced through a beautiful neighborhood for about 6-7 blocks before arriving at a diagonal elevator that would drop you down to the main street along the waterfront. I snapped all I could with my camera (we were warned not to use iPhones because they were an easy target for thieves, so no pictures to show you here yet) but had to keep running to keep up with the group.

After we got down to the waterfront, it was back on the bus for a quick exit from the city down the main street (“look for the markets on your left”) as we headed back out of town for a neighboring city famous for its beaches. What? That’s it? The place was so interesting I could have easily spent the day there, and here we were arriving in sterile, boring, modern Vina del Mar. “Look at the big casino on your right!” And beaches? Well, we Australians are pretty snobby about beaches, so what can I say… But this is where the bus stopped to allow people to roam freely for lots of time. BORing! We ended up making two long stops: one for a (horrible) lunch break at the casino’s restaurant (of course), and the second for a less than stellar beach – for an excessive amount of time (An hour? It was supposed to be 20 minutes but some of my fellow travellers went astray).

Vina del Mar Beach
Vina del Mar Beach

Needless to say, not my idea of travelling. You might as well stay home and watch travel shows on TV if the idea is to just gaze out your big bus window. At least I can say that I have officially had my big bus tour and have learned my lesson!

At least we did finish on one interesting note: They gave us a final 5 minute stop in front of one of only three Easter Island heads that have been transported to the mainland. This one is only a baby at 2.1 meters tall, parked in front of a museum in Vina del Mar.

Easter Island Head
Easter Island Head
Chile

It’s a Dog’s World Down Here

Signed up for a day of cycle touring around the city of Santiago today. There was a morning tour and an afternoon tour – and an expensive lunch in-between (seafood lasagne, which was nice, but a bit pricey). The morning tour focused on markets, immigrants, and culture. The afternoon tour focused on parks, history, and politics.

Here are a few cool murals we checked out along the way (the first pertaining to a Nobel Prize winning poet, Pablo Neruda, who had lived across the street and whose portrait/profile is on the right). The second being about politics. Click to enlarge…

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I peddled with different people during each session, but I had the same guide. He was a guy from Washington DC who went to Georgetown University, and later The American University, where he studies languages and international relations. He spent a year here as an exchange student and then returned years later to keep his Spanish up to speed while the job market remains soft in the U.S.

Talk about putting me to shame: he spoke English, Spanish, Russian, and Czechoslovakian (his first language) fluently. He also knew a enough of French and German to get by, he said. Nevertheless, it was refreshing to spend the day talking with someone who knew Santiago and Chile well, as well as Washington DC (which he could use to draw parallels), and spoke perfect English – giving me the inside scoop of what life in Chile is really like.

The rest of the morning group and most of the afternoon group were Brazilians. Unfortunately, the tour guides didn’t have Portuguese in their repertoire so the Brazilians had to follow along in either English (as some were more comfortable with) or Spanish (as most were more comfortable with). On the afternoon tour I was the only English speaker, so I had my own guide. The rides weren’t huge or taxing, and the ground was mainly flat, but it was fun to peddle around town and see a few new things, anyway.

One of the interesting aspects of the ride were the dogs that would run along with us. Like many countries, Chile seems to be full of stray dogs – but unlike other countries I have been to, these dogs are all well cared for. They all get veterinary attention by volunteers and have had their rabies shots (I’m told), they look well fed, and strangers will yell at them as though they are their own dogs if they misbehave. Some dogs even have had dog houses installed for them by volunteers in city parks. Evidentially, the affection for the strays dates back to Chile’s agrarian history.

Stray Dogs harassing woman for food!  Either that or she invited them over.
Stray Dogs harassing woman for food! Either that or she invited them over.

So yes, we had different dogs run along with us for the morning and afternoon tours. One dog in particular is said to join the tour from the same street corner every day (and can obviously tell time). The dogs would get quite competitive and snarl at other dogs that tried to join us, but passersby would simply yell at them to cut out the snarling.